To My Concerned Friend

Dear Friend,

Thanks 4 ur concern my concerned friend. If things is as bad as it seems,then i ave dissapointed u. My girlfriend has a hide so thick,not even laser can penetrate. Her will of being...different is so great tat even me,as almighty a conquerer as can be, can find no way..absolutely no way to conquer her.I tried every way a could think of..but non prevail. If only you could help,but unfortunately,ur message to me ave been 'intercepted' and she now noe about this. We will not be able to catch her by surprise now. Our only option left is to do it the hard way. I'll not fail this time.

ET